Thursday, March 5, 2009

Jon Stewart's Finest

This is awesome. If you have not seen it you must.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Credit Default Swaps - How the Arsonists Collect the Insurance

What is a credit default swap and why have they been in the news recently and why are they to blame for much of the current insolvency of financial institutions?
The Credit Default Swaps (CDS) have been described as insurance policy against defaults on the underlying assets. That is not exactly what they are but it’s not a bad description.

CDS were designed for those who owned debt obligations (for example corporate bond holders) to hedge on their investment so they would not lose so much should the company whose bonds they purchased went bankrupt and did not payoff on the bonds. They would be able then to collect on the CDS and would not lose as much if any.

The problem with them is two fold. 1. unlike an insurer who is required by regulation to keep a certain amount of capital in reserve to pay any possible future claims, those who sell the swaps are not required to keep any money in reserve to pay possible future obligations that come due when there are defaults on credit obligations. Those selling the CDS believed the chance of default on the underlying debt obligations (mortgages) to be near zero and that is about the amount of money they set aside to pay off these “insurance policies”. and 2. one need not hold the underlying asset in order to purchase the swap (insurance).

AIG and like institutions could therefore sell swaps on one asset to thousands of buyers and they did exactly that. They are not sold on specific mortgages but on underlying packaged derivative securities (think of holding stock in the right to receive payment on a group of mortgages) however allow me an example that uses a mortgage.

If you default on your 200k mortgage the loss to the bank would be the amount of your loan that was unpaid plus the cost it took them to foreclose and own the home until they sell it minus what they sell it for. Lets say that you owed 200k, it cost the bank 20 k to get through the foreclosure process and own the home for a year, and they then sold the house for 120k. They have lost 100k.

However if you default on your 200k mortgage and 100 swaps were sold on the mortgage the total loss is 20 million. Multiply this small scenario by the hundreds of thousands and you will have an idea of why AIG can burn through billions and billions in a short period of time.

Add to this the fact that in many cases those buying the swaps often were those involved in packaging and selling the underlying securities. Giving them incentive to actually package bad securities, make money selling them and then making money again when collecting on the swaps. For example a wall street firm could buy a bunch of mortgages that they knew were likely to default, package them together, pay S and P and Moody’s to rate them AAA. (That is another story, those who create securities are the ones who pay the rating agencies to rate them – talk about a conflict of interest) They then sold these securities to buyers who bought what they thought were safe investments based on the ratings of these agencies. All the while those who sold the securities were buying hundreds of thousands of CDS betting that there would be massive defaults. They not only collected insurance when their neighbor’s house burned down, they poured the gasoline and lit the match and still collected.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Justice Delayed

In a little publicized news item, on December 18 the Office of Thrift Supervision approved new regulations on the credit card industry to crack down on what it said were deceptive and abusive tactics toward consumers by the credit card industry. Among the practices to be outlawed include:

-- Prohibiting credit card companies from raising interest rates
on money already borrowed unless the money was borrowed on a
variable rate card, or the minimum payment is made more than 30
days late.
-- Protecting new cardholders by prohibiting interest rate hikes
in the first year of an account. The only way interest rates
can go up in the first year is if the card issuer disclosed a
future rate hike at a preset time when the account was opened.
-- Imposing a new rule that zero interest means zero, ending the
practice of so-called deferred interest.
-- Prohibiting credit card companies from charging a late fee if
the bill was mailed to the consumer less than 21 days before
the due date.
-- Requiring payments to be allocated fairly among credit card
balances with different interest rates. Payments must be
allocated to the highest interest balance or pro rata.
-- Prohibiting credit card companies from charging interest on
amounts already repaid, through two cycle billing.
-- Restricting the financing of fees on credit cards where the
fees or deposits use up the majority of the available credit on
the account.

These all sound good but these changes will not be implemented until July 2010. Unbelievable!! These companies who have been abusing consumers for years including changing their interest rates without warning and retroactively applying these changes to existing balances will be given 18 months to adjust to new regulations. Can anyone doubt that this means 18 months in which to implement as many of these abusive policies as possible on their customers before they can no longer do so. Far from reigning in the card companies the Feds have created the perfect excuse for these companies to raise interest rates on existing customers swiftly and without conscience. Not that an excuse was ever needed for these legal crooks.

If Congress fails to act to implement these new regulations immediately in the form of federal legislation as opposed to the thrift regulators internal regulations it will once again prove that our congress, Democrats and Republicans alike, are in the pocket of the Banking industry to the point of powerlessness. Of course we already have 700 billion reasons to believe this. If the congress can take one week to create and approve a 700 billion dollar bailout bill, it seems that it could take even less time to adopt the Office of thrifts new regulations in whole and implement them immediately.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Turnabout Is Fairplay

Consider the following.

Under Saudi law, Allah is Saudi Arabia’s first line of defense against terrorism. The 2006 law organizing the Saudi Office of Homeland Security lists its initial duty as "stressing the dependence on Almighty Allah as being vital to the security of the Kingdom."

Specifically, Homeland Security is ordered to publicize Allah’s benevolent protection in its reports, and it must post a plaque at the entrance to the Emergency Operations Center with an 88-word statement that begins, "The safety and security of the Kingdom cannot be achieved apart from reliance upon Almighty Allah."
Saudi legislator Ayatollah Abdul Rahim, a Muslim Cleric, tucked the Allah provision into Homeland Security legislation as a floor amendment that lawmakers overwhelmingly approved two years ago.

What are your first thoughts upon reading that. Maybe “Those damn Muslims are crazy, they can not keep Allah out of anything”. Now you know how we sound to them when we let Christian Fundamentalists take over our government functions. The three paragraphs above were taken from the Lexington Herald Leader Newspaper in Lexington, Kentucky. I changed the words Kentucky to Saudi Arabia, God to Allah Commonwealth to Kingdom, and “State Rep. Tom Riner, a Southern Baptist minister” to “Saudi legislator Ayatollah Abdul Rahim, a Muslim Cleric”.

Admit it you thought it was a real article about Saudi Arabia.

The entire real article is here. http://www.kentucky.com/210/story/608229.html and it is worse than the part.

Remember the last words the 9-11 highjackers spoke before smashing into the World Trade Center were Allahu Akbar or “God is Great” Lets please not play a game of my God can beat up your God with them.